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Liverpool v Hoffenheim Match Review - A Liverpool Perspective

24 Aug 2017 07:26:28
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23 Aug 2017 18:54:06
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Jean Michael Seri

22 Aug 2017 21:48:31
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21 Aug 2017 05:25:55
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Liverpool Season Review

20 Aug 2017 10:50:40
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Liverpool v Crystal Palace Match Review - A Liverpool Perspective

19 Aug 2017 20:34:54
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18 Aug 2017 08:34:14
Hi all, first post for me on this great site.
There's a 20 yr old player by the name of Amine Harit who Liverpool looked at last Christmas. Schalke signed him for €8m in June from Nantes. From what I have seen of him, I believe we made a huge mistake in not buying him. Box to box, assists, eye for goal, (see his first goal for Schalke last month) very skillful, tackling.
Eds, do you or does anyone know why we didn't sign him. Schalke will make a fortune on this player I'm certain.

{Ed042's Note - Simply because we cannot buy every single player. We are struggling to give game time to Grujic. Another midfielder of the same age would just be overkill.}

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18 Aug 2017 08:58:28
Fair point, thanks for your quick response.

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Hoffenheim v Liverpool Match Review - A Liverpool Perspective

16 Aug 2017 06:26:13
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13 Aug 2017 06:10:36
Hi rest if you are around. I have joined your fantasy premier league but in our group my points shows 0 how to play in our group. Can you please enlighten me.

{Ed042's Note - Rest ?? It should be showing the points by now. Unless you joined after the deadline for Gameweek 1.}

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14 Aug 2017 04:42:28
Hi reet that was autocorrect. Thanks its shows now. If you can help please enlighten me how to change formation in FPL like 4231 or 433. I by default have 442 which didn't suit me. I tried but didn't find an option.
Thanks anyway. Happy independence day in advance.

{Ed042's Note - You can do ut by simply dragging in the players you want. It changes the formation automatically. Generally it is a safer bet to play a 3-4-3 or a 3-5-2

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14 Aug 2017 12:02:48
Thanks I googled it too. How many you score one first weekend boy. Good luck.

{Ed042's Note - 84 after the first weekend. Taking out Firmino hit me hard. }

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20 Aug 2017 06:06:33
Hi Reet hope you're doing great. This week was terrible for me in FPL but still my 2 week score equal your 1st week 😂. How you fared this week.

{Ed042's Note - Not very well mate. Salah not starting was a huge dissapointment and two of my defenders got one point each. Thanlfully Chicharito saved my ass.}

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Watford v Liverpool Match Review - A Liverpool Perspective

13 Aug 2017 05:50:50
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09 Aug 2017 15:46:26
Henderson is the best cm in the league at what he does, but injury prone.

And can and wiji are just not the same without him by his aide, so we need a fourth in there.

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11 Aug 2017 13:39:31
Haha is he best at been rubbish if so then yeah he's the best.

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08 Aug 2017 17:15:10
We can challenge if all our regular first teamers stay fit throughout the course of the campaign. But that's not going to happen is it? Klopp's teams are known to tire out and suffer a barrage of injuries and next season will be no different.
Sign a CB and another midfielder and I will be more confident that we can at least make it out of the group stages of the UCL and challenge for the title.

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08 Aug 2017 17:17:42
How about, sell Coutinho, take the money bring in Aubameyang and VVD.

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08 Aug 2017 08:00:05
Just had a look on Southampton's Echo to a comment section on VVD situation - the hatred for all things Liverpool on there is unbelievable. The absolute bile some are commenting is beyond belief, literally couldn't believe some of the stuff these so called "fans" were saying. And that they'd be allowed on a supposedly reputable website. Wow! Can only imagine the bile that's rejected from this site having read that.

{Ed001's Note - we have not exactly done anything to endear ourselves to them as a club to be fair. How many of their players have been 'encouraged' to force their way out?}

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10 Aug 2017 07:10:42
I know mate, but they are mentioning things that are just sick (Heysel/ Hillsborough etc. ), as well as calling all LFC fans murderers.
There's no need for that, obviously you weren't aware of how sick some of the comments were on there and I wouldn't recommend reading it as it'd make your skin crawl and blood boil.
I expect to see that sort of thing on sites that aren't moderated but not on their own local rag's comment section - sickening!
Minority obviously, but still - maybe I'm just a bit too sheltered ha!

{Ed001's Note - I can believe it, I experienced it living down south as a scouser when it happened. It is always there under the surface, just waiting for a chance to emerge. The internet gives them a chance to say what they would not normally have the guts to say, because they are hiding behind a keyboard.}

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10 Aug 2017 08:22:33
Yeah unfortunately you're right about the cowards on the internet - makes my blood boil.
The north/ south divide over there in the UK is mental to me as well as the other territorial divides.
It's a weird one for me to understand even though I lived there for a while in the early 00's.
Not the same where I live, we all stand together (for now at least ha) .
I guess the in-comings to the country of the last 60 plus years of individuals who don't integrate doesn't help your cause, it's a serious loss of identity or almost an embarrassment of being English which is weird to me.
Anyway it's too serious a conversation to have on here ha!
Would almost need a psychologist after this.

{Ed001's Note - I actually think the incoming foreigners are not the problem, it is the little Englunders who want a return to the days of Empire that are the ones that cause most of the problems. It was very much those that used to give me grief.}

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10 Aug 2017 09:02:38
It's a shame whatever the issue is.
It was London that I was living in and around and where I saw the issues with certain sections not bothered about integrating, never had an issue with the English I must say, they couldn't have been nicer to me in fact considering the issues that were still going on with regards to Northern Ireland and me being from the Republic.
I was paranoid moving there initially as to how I'd be treated and would purposefully either keep quiet or try to speak with a soft English accent but I honestly was very surprised (happily) by how I was treated, which is a credit to the English and I always tell people this at any opportunity if they speak ill of the English. It was actually foreigners like myself (but from from further away) who weren't very pleasant or attempted to exploit the situation with myself to be honest. Just shows you though that we all have different experiences/ stories and not all English/ foreigners should be put in the same bracket. There's bad eggs in every batch.

{Ed001's Note - very true mate.}

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10 Aug 2017 09:23:59
Back to the original subject briefly if I may, what do you think of Liverpool supporters generally yourself these days?
Have we lost our aura we once seemed to have as a group? Sadly, I think so, due to day trippers in the stadium for matches, trolls on the internet etc.
I suppose all clubs have it but I rarely frequent other clubs' websites etc.
As an Irish guy, I became a fan due to the connection between Liverpool and Ireland plus the fans, about 90% of my decision was due to the fans.
My brothers were Manc or Arsenal fans and could never explain why, but I always could point to our incredible fans, not so sure anymore.
Some top players joined us because our fans were so incredible up until maybe 5 or 6 years ago, not so sure that would happen as much anymore, social media has shown there's a nasty element amongst us sadly.
The way Lucas was treated in the stadium was almost seen as acceptable as he was paid a few grand a week, I found this type of behaviour just grew and has become the norm now for underachieving players.
Only deserving of it if not trying such as with Balotelli in my opinion.

{Ed001's Note - yes mate, the fans have lost their aura. Very definitely. The official forum is a vile place for instance. It is the same for every club and probably more indicative of the internet allowing people to see the things people used to only say in secret behind closed doors.}

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10 Aug 2017 09:53:09
Yeah the internet has become a very real monster of it's own making. Can only imagine what happens or is said on the "dark web".
Only found out about that from a guy at work who works in Cyber Security, blew my mind (not in a good way) what he told me he has seen or has investigated himself on there - pretty sure he has only scratched the surface of it too, which is mental.
The next generation most likely are in for a real barrel of sheeit with that once it becomes more known about, used and abused.

{Ed001's Note - I remember the old days, when I first started doing the sites, and being on a P2P network programme. That had some dodgy stuff on there and a lot of hackers too. A lot of decent folk, but a lot of vile ones too and you had to be very careful, there are lots of sick folk out there.}

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10 Aug 2017 10:07:19
Yeah agreed, your next door neighbour could be a hacker these days .
Even just getting into your Wifi settings these days, to steal your data or to use your provider's modem in your house is pretty easy I'm told.
He told me that once household refrigerator controls begin fully going through wifi settings as is planned soon, that it will be criminally easy for even low level/ amateur hackers to hack your online details.
He had endless depressing stories about it haha!
Avoided him since :)

{Ed001's Note - I would never buy any of these Internet of Things white goods personally. They are dangerous.}

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10 Aug 2017 10:17:26
Know what you mean yeah!

{Ed001's Note - I got hacked once and all my cards cloned etc. I would never want that to happen again.}

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07 Aug 2017 19:12:59
Ideally, 1 more season, a good Champions League run and a good World Cup and then we sell Coutinho for £300m.

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10 Aug 2017 09:58:02
You liverpool fans way overhype coutinho.

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07 Aug 2017 19:17:43
Firmino is an excellent number 10 and a bang average striker.

Look what other strikers out scored him last season. He got 11 goals. That is simply not good enough.

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05 Aug 2017 18:42:48
We don't need a cm. They say.

Can and wijnaldum completely anonymous. Good players but half players with hendo. We do need another top player in there. Feel can and wij are better partners, rather than dictators in the middle.

I'm nominating nzonzi to come in. Feel he would be brilliant.

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05 Aug 2017 18:40:24
Actually, the Barcelona thrashing indicated to me that we would be very good before last season and I was right. We finished in the top 4 and that by all accounts, is a very good season. Hopefully, the Bayern results is a sign of things to come this coming season.

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05 Aug 2017 18:36:18
Loved Grujic since last preseason. Let's hope he gets some opportunities this season. He could be absolute class!

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05 Aug 2017 18:37:41
TAA is worth a starting position. Kent has shown he's got a lot to his game.

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13 Aug 2017 21:51:48
TAA is not ready.

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